This Thursday, students who routinely forget their campus IDs found out the hard way that Las Vegas Academy’s (LVA) administration was deploying a new and unorthodox method to make sure students never forget their IDs again.

The new measure, dubbed the “Student Success Room” by the team, aims to help students without IDs remember to bring theirs in the future with a gentle, calming, white-padded room.

One student, seen earlier that week being escorted to the Student Success Room, had this to say: “AHHHHHHH! DON’T TAKE ME BACK! THE RATS! THEY MADE ME CRAZY!”

Another student likened it to CIA conditioning. “It was bright, eerily quiet, and empty in there. They even painted the window on the door white. I’m never forgetting my ID again.”

The admin of LVA remains optimistic about their new approach. One said, “I think this measure, ultimately, is a reminder to all of the LVA students that we care about them [IDs].”