Have you ever seen a baby pigeon in person? In case you didn’t know, pigeons were invented by the government to be spies and LVA is conspiring with the government. I know that’s a lot to swallow, so let’s start from the beginning.
This all traces back to the Illuminati. The Illuminati was founded in 1776 by Adam Weishaupt, said to be demolished in 1784. However, it’s still around today as a world wide secret communist government.
As we know, they use popular figures, such as Jay-Z and Katy Perry to influence people, but they also use Pigeons as drones to watch us and collect our data.
Starting in 1959-1971 they were slowly killing off all pigeons to replace them with drones. These birds have cameras on them so they can watch us at all points in time. Why are pigeons everywhere? Because they are watching you!
Now, what makes up these pigeons? Well, they have cameras for eyes and built-in microphones in their beak. They collect all the data they record from listening into everyone’s conversations.
You may be wondering, “Okay? What does this have to do with LVA?” Well, pigeons are LVAs unofficial mascot.
Obviously LVA is a performing art school. As it turns out, LVA is using all the art students to put out government propaganda to brainwash the public.
Since LVA is such an inclusive place they use that to hide the fact they are trying to brainwash everyone to be the same. Teachers subliminally convince their students to produce the propaganda after taking the data from American citizens.
Be weary of these evil government drones, and remember birds aren’t real. Make sure to keep your conversation quiet whenever you see these “pigeons.”
























James • May 12, 2026 at 11:11 am
if pigeons are drones, that means dinosaurs never existed
Lana Earl • May 13, 2026 at 1:19 pm
precisely